47 yards offense? 6 points?

Dear Rick,

In regards to your brief, yet exponentially spiteful note regarding the Steelers' horrific loss to the Texans on Dec. 9:

Would you ask a man why dogs lick their own balls when that same man has just put his favourite 15-year-old golden retriever to sleep with a tire iron because the rabid monstrosity that was his best friend tried to chew the leg off a nun?

I thought not.

kp