No, I haven't forgotten about you buddy...puh-lease. In fact I thought a lot about you in recent days. Especially when your ancestral countrymen choked at the Euro soccer finals. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Louie
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Dear Louie.
While I must admit to being somewhat flattered that you haven't forgotten our long strolls past the decorative fish pond in the courtyard, I must confess that I'm somewhat disgusted by your attempts to injure me during this post-tournament time of mourning.
I understand that you have no reason to profess love, like or tolerance for the Portuguese and I'm also aware that the recent misfortunes of the Italian side must have left you feeling "blue." Still, your thoughtless comments have wounded me deeply and I can only hope that you soon cross paths with a rabid sardine.
Sincerely
Kennedy Pires, Esq.
