Jokes that didn't make it IV

Julius Caesar sneaks in one night, after a three-night drinking binge with the boys. He tiptoes into bed and stares longingly at Cleopatra's bronzed bosom. "Cleo," he whispers suggestively, nuzzling into her neck and running a hand down her thigh. Cleopatra rolls over and says, "Kiss my asp."

Jokes that didn't make it III

Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails and says, "For the last time, fix the goddamn toilet."

Jokes that didn't make it II

A Protestant, a Catholic and a Muslim are waiting on a New York street corner, waiting for the light to turn green. As they stand there awkwardly, glancing nervously at each other, they notice a rabbi exiting a deli across the street. The Muslim looks at the other two men and says, "I could kill for a pastrami on rye."

Jokes that didn't make it

A man walks into a bar with a zebra, a giraffe and a photo of Charles Grodin making love to a dictionary. He walks up to the bartender, takes a deep breath and says, "I'll have a Coke."