Jokes that didn't make it VII

An albatross, a robin and a hummingbird walk into a bar. They order three dry martinis, shaken, not stirred. The bartender asks the sparrow for ID, saying he looks too young, and flatly refuses to serve the buzzing hummingbird on the grounds that he's had one too many already. As the three friends get up to leave, the albatross turns to his fellows and says, "You guys are like an ancient mariner around my neck."

Jokes that didn't make it VI

The human body is a lot like a car. You can oil it up and rub it down, get the annual checkups and make sure it's eating right, but if it was made in Siberia, you're sure to have a convict poking around the chassis before long.

Jokes that didn't make it V

A penguin walks into a pawnshop with a toaster in one flipper and a racing form tucked under the other. The pawnshop owner looks the penguin up and down, whistles appreciatively and asks, "How much for a blowjob?"