Thursday, July 07, 2005

Specials I'd fast-track if I was in charge of PBS

I Married a Dull-Witted Corn-Fed Huckster with a Foot Fetish
Former Friends star Jennifer Aniston takes time from her floundering feature film career to expose the sad, sick details of her tempestuous relationship with Brad Pitt.

In Hiding: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
An in-depth look at the moral, ethical and religious reasons that led to the creation of an offshoot to the FBI's Witness Protection Program.

A Saint's Early Years as a Sex Trade Worker
Mistress Tessa's life as a bondage queen in Bangkok, before her rise to sainthood in the ghettos of India and her new nom-de-plume: Mother Teresa.


Apples: A Plague for the New Millenium
Eye-opening research that shows a concrete link between apples and our age's most devastating diseases, from cancer and AIDS to stupidity and mental retardation.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I Married a Dull-Witted Corn-Fed Huckster with a Foot Fetish"

possibly the funniest thing I've read in a while.....you so ROCK!

kennedy said...

Sorry Mitz -- but thanks for the enthusiam! Busy as hell right now, but hopefully I'll have a few posts before the week is out.

Anonymous said...

no worries, I'm just being the pest that I am.....!