Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Things you don't want to hear from a priest

  • You look really hot in those flip-flops.
  • You have the taught, unblemished skin of an eight-year-old.
  • Even a man of God has urges.
  • I do have wine. But wouldn't you prefer something a little stronger?
  • Sin, shmin. Take 'em off.
  • Abstinence and virginity are the devil's work.
  • Did you know the confessional is actually roomier than the backseat of a Chevy?
  • Your mom is really hot.
  • Pass the lube.
  • C'mon officer. Tell me she doesn't look 18.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

what happened to Kennedy games?

kennedy said...

Crazy busy and subsequently brain fried. However, in the words of the immortal somebody-or-other: I shall return.

Anonymous said...

YAY! await your return with baited breath.

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