Our chiefest of chief executive officers,
who art in the 33rd floor boardroom
Hallowed be thy synergy.
Thy R&D come.
Thy downsizing iniatives be done,
In accounts receivable as it is in human resources.
Give us this day our daily action items.
And forgive our team its fiscal irresponsibility,
As we forgive those who don't think outside the box.
And lead us not into an economic downturn,
But deliver us from the left-wing media and environmental protection groups.
For thine is the fast track to an integrated solution,
and major accounts acquisitions,
and the growth industry,
for the second and third quarters.
Amen.
Hallowed be thy synergy.
Thy R&D come.
Thy downsizing iniatives be done,
In accounts receivable as it is in human resources.
Give us this day our daily action items.
And forgive our team its fiscal irresponsibility,
As we forgive those who don't think outside the box.
And lead us not into an economic downturn,
But deliver us from the left-wing media and environmental protection groups.
For thine is the fast track to an integrated solution,
and major accounts acquisitions,
and the growth industry,
for the second and third quarters.
Amen.
2 comments:
I loved that! Good Stuff.....btw it's sacriligious, and be aware you may go to hell for that, but stemming from your post, it appears you could not careless about that anyway...so....
Thanks. In deference to Mark Twain, I can only say that I hope the reports of hell's unpleasantness are greatly exaggerated.
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