Monday, May 02, 2005

Late night party surgery

Steve: Aarrghhh!

Kennedy: Yeah, yeah dude. We noticed you.

Steve: Aarrghhh! Wooooooo!

Kennedy: Dude. Seriously. Let me cut that thing off your face.

Rob: He's gonna bleed though.

Kennedy: Well yeah. A little. It's not that big.

Donna: Are you kidding? Have you seen how much he's had to drink? He's going to bleed like the Red Sea.

Steve: Wooooo-hooooo!

Donna: Besides, he said he had a doctor cut it off and it grew back.

Kennedy: Don't talk to me about doctors. What do they know? I'm telling you. A Band-Aid and some rubbing alcohol and it's all cool. I'll cut that fuckin' thing off. No problem. And when I do it, it'll stay gone.

Steve: Woo-woo-woo-woooooo!

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