More truly surprising birthday gifts

• The holy hand grenade of Antioch
• The original manuscript of Donald Trump's book, America: Why Communism is the Only Way
• A miniature replica of the Kremlin carved from gorgonzola
• The komodo dragon that bit the toe off Sharon Stone's husband
• A cure for stupidity in an easy-to-take capsule
• Sushi
• A re-enactment of the Humpty-Dumpty story starring Rodney King
• Cigarette-flavoured bubblegum
• A cable television package that only shows good stuff
• The head of John the Baptist