Domestic dispute

Belinda darling? Please put down the shotgun snookums.

I know I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste again, but we can work through it baby. Sure we can. Why don't you go lie down for a while and I'll make you some of that herbal tea you like so much? How would that be honeybear?

I know. I know pooky-pie. I should've put my dirty socks in the hamper and bringing that webcam college girl home as your birthday present didn't work out so well, but hey, nobody's perfect right?

Whoahhh... easy there sweetie, that puppy's got a hair trigger. Let's not do anything we'll regret.

OK. That's a good point. There's no reason I can't eat my dinner at a table instead of in bed and I don't have to go out drinking with the boys after work every day. Still, a man needs to unwind a little...

Chhhh-chhh!

No, no, you're right of course. I'm relaxed enough. It wouldn't kill me to go one night without scouring the Web for porn and making small talk in that swingers' chat room. What? Oh, I hadn't mentioned that? Heh, heh, well, that's a funny story you see...

Pumpkin? Don't you think you're aiming that a little low?