Hello?
Is this the right number to call about getting a building permit?
Wonderful. I'd like a permit to raise my house up and spin it 180 degrees. How would I go about that?
Yes, that's right. Correct, 180 degrees.
That's right. Downtown central.
Why not?
Uh-huh. Yeah, it is a semi-detached.
Well, I could speak to them.
But you don't understand, I'm just not getting the sun on my front porch during mid-day and early afternoon.
What do you mean 'ridiculous?'
I'm sorry but the backyard doesn't work for me. I'm a front stoop kind of guy.
Hello? Hello?
1 comment:
next time, don't ask for permission. ;)
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